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Joe Says the Darndest Things

"I am learning everything you teach me."
"You're the best mom ever!" That made my whole week:)
After singing "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes" at music class, Joseph went up to the teacher and said, "Did you know Jesus gave us our eyes and nose and our bodies?"
Gene's been looking for scholarships in a big book of scholarships. So he let Joe highlight some scholarships too. Joseph said, "I colored in the words so you can go to school and learn about whales and Jesus"
Joseph took a toy away from Ben and he started to cry. I told Joe that he had broken his heart. Joseph came over and said sorry and I told him Ben forgave him. Joseph then asked, "Is his heart fixed?"
I told Gene that I had just put a new post on the blob and Joe turns to us and says, "You put a ghost on the blob?"
"I am going to follow the Lamanites and keep the commandments"
"When I grow up I want to marry Jesus in the temple"
"I have beard feet! (bare-feet)
"The Holy Ghost is being nice to me."
"You look beautiful mommy!"
"Don't worry mom, I will feed Ben a bottle."
"The doctor cut my baby brother's penis off!"
"Can I feed a killer whale some swedish fish?"
Ben was crying in the car and Joseph said, "It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! I'll protect you!"